seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

kaguramutsuki:

"an online test is the same as a medical diagnosis"

you heard them. get all of your diagnoses from quizilla

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Me

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

teamrocketing:

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

lucyliunareclipse:

see this is why being a porn star (gay male ideally) is unequivocally the best kind of celebrity fame. an ex is trying to taunt you with the fact they’ve seen you naked? congratulations asshole, so have about 3.5 million other people

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters